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things just fallin' off
 
 
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
sex math 101
 
 
What kind of math don't they teach in school?

How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

sf pregnancy rate
 
 
Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant?

A: Men's asses.
some things you just can't
 
 
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.

"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.

'Some things you just can't explain."

'Try me.'

"Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'

"You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."


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