Sexuality jokes

Jokes » sexuality » jokes 168

Sexuality


women and pool tables
 
 
What is the difference between a woman a pool table?

On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.
ask the doctor
 
 
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, 'My husband wants me to ask you...,' to which the doctor replies, 'I know, I know,' placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. 'I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.'

'No, that's not it,' the woman confessed. 'He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.'

garden of eden limerick
 
 
In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.
p. diddy on a diet
 
 
What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?

Jello (j-Lo)


Page 169 of 265     «« Previous | Next »»