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big-busted/small-busted women
 
 
Big Busted Women
-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-can always carry a little extra
-always float better
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women
-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

lightbulbs vs pregnant women
 
 
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

perfect penis
 
 
Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

'What's that?' asked Jenny.

'Well,' said Johnny, 'if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'

genealogy
 
 
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist??

A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

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