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young couple
 
 
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

'Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'

'That must have hurt,' said the judge.

'No kidding,' said the best man. 'I broke three of my fingers.'

mechanic's lube
 
 
How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

working relationship
 
 
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. 'Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did.'

'You got in an argument with your boss.'

'Well, piss on him!!!' said the man.

'You did. He fired you.'

'Well, screw him!'

'I did.' said his wife. 'You're back to work on Monday.'

weiner eater
 
 
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?

A zipper!


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