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yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.
tiny headed man
 
 
A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar, drinking, when the bartender asked him why his head was so small. The man sighed.

"I was walking along the beach one day and happened upon a lamp. A beautiful genie came out of the lamp and said that she would grant me 3 wishes. First, I wished for all the money in the world. Then I wished for the biggest mansion in all the world."

"Yeah?"

"And then I wished for a little head."

essential army stealth equipment
 
 
Why do soldiers wear condoms?

So the enemy doesn't seem 'em coming!
how many interns?
 
 
How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None — they're too busy screwing the President!

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