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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, 'RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE' and they yelled 'NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!'
pregnant tree
 
 
How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker!
mastercard for men
 
 
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

joke by a latent homosexual
 
 
What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?

Two tits!


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