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blonde's legs
 
 
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

screw the world
 
 
What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

german virginity
 
 
What's German for 'virgin'?

Goesintight.

What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?
Brokenhymen

stop tailgating
 
 
A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes ma'am," said the clerk. "I'm quite certian that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"
"Braille," she replied.

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