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you're so dirty
 
 
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine!
goodyear rubber
 
 
Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

mr. macho
 
 
A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said, 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at 7 o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not.'

lipstick or...?
 
 
Two guys are at the doctor's office, each has got a problem with his "jimmy." One guy gets called in to see the doctor and comes back out five minutes later. the guy in the waiting room says, "Well, what'd he say?" The first guy tells him that the doctor said to just take a shower and the ring around his unit will come right off.

So the next guy goes in thinking, "Great -- just take a shower." But instead the doctor tells him that they are going to have to operate. "Why?" he asks, "The other guy just had to take a shower." The doctor says, "Well, there's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene."


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