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jumping rope
 
 
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.

"What are they doing?" asked the girl.

"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."

"I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope."

"That," said the boy, "that's my knot."

"Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

turtle sexuality
 
 
What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

santa's naughty list
 
 
Do you know why Santa is always so happy?

Because he knows where all of the bad girls are.
confucius...fisherman
 
 
An expert fisherman is a 'master-baiter.'

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