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jumping rope
 
 
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.

"What are they doing?" asked the girl.

"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."

"I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope."

"That," said the boy, "that's my knot."

"Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

mrs. shagwell
 
 
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
blonde and tracks
 
 
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

They have both been laid all over America.

your parents messed up
 
 
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.

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