Sexuality jokes

They have both been laid all over America.

He asks, 'What the hell are you doing?'

Thinking quickly, the wife says, 'Uhm...waiting for you.'

The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, 'But you're naked.'

Again the woman says, 'Yeah... I was waiting for you.'

The husband relaxes and says, 'Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!'

The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.

The husband asks,' What in the hell are you doing?'

He replied, 'I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.'

The husband looks him over and says,'But you're naked.'

The man looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, 'Them little bastards.'

They both like 12-inch bones.

"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch?" she asks.

"No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter. The lady thinks for a second.

"Is that a record?"

"I think so. I'm only 14."