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would you marry again?
 
 
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "Never, my dear."

The wife said, "I'm sure you would."

So the husband said, "Okay, I would"

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.

And the husband replied, "I suppose so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"

"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
joke for limeys
 
 
What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

bouncing baby boy balls
 
 
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, 'We don't know what to do with this baby.'

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

'Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

dirty knees
 
 
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head Nurse!


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