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two things in the air
 
 
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?

Her feet!

eat your vegetables
 
 
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis
 
 
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck.
The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."

The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid thats smells awful. So my life sucks the most."

The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."

yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
 
 
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

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