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tire vs. condoms
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
biting
 
 
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

joke for limeys
 
 
What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.


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