Sexuality jokes

"Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.

"Yes, ma'am."

"And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice.

"Yes, ma'am."

"How do you turn them off?"

"It's horrible," she said, "just horrible -- Jerome is dead!" Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.

A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. "Jerome is dead!" she screamed as she staggered past.

Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, "'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!"

Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, "Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long."

"Sweet Jesus," she said, "Jerome is dead?!"