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the wrinkled nightgown
 
 
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

you're like a...
 
 
You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on.
tasty, tasty fat!
 
 
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!
man catches crocodile
 
 
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.


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