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saran wrap
 
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, 'What do you think is wrong with me?'

The doctor replied,'I can clearly see you're nuts.'

fish market
 
 
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

hitch hike up that skirt
 
 
A guy was riding down the road when he saw a pretty young lady standing with her thumb out. The driver pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in, and they started driving.

"My name is June Hanson," she said

"My name is Gene Snow," he replied. They rode on for a while in silence.

"Why do you keep sizing me up?" she asked after a while.

"I was just wondering what it would be like to have eight inches of Snow in June."

peckers
 
 
What can a bird do that a man can't?

Eat with his pecker!


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