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donkey and onion
 
 
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
hot tomato
 
 
Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

peckers
 
 
What can a bird do that a man can't?

Eat with his pecker!

sexual olympics
 
 
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.

"Silver," she said.

"Why not gold?"

"Because I want you to come second for once!"


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