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it ain't margarita
 
 
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
hitch hike up that skirt
 
 
A guy was riding down the road when he saw a pretty young lady standing with her thumb out. The driver pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in, and they started driving.

"My name is June Hanson," she said

"My name is Gene Snow," he replied. They rode on for a while in silence.

"Why do you keep sizing me up?" she asked after a while.

"I was just wondering what it would be like to have eight inches of Snow in June."

saran wrap
 
 
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, 'What do you think is wrong with me?'

The doctor replied,'I can clearly see you're nuts.'

peckers
 
 
What can a bird do that a man can't?

Eat with his pecker!


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