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adam's new organs
 
 
One day God came to Adam and said, 'I've got some good news and some bad news."

'Well, give me the good news first.'

'I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'

'The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.'

monica's new boyfriend
 
 
Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making love. After they finish having sex, the new boyfriend asks, "Was I as good as Bill?"

"Close, but no cigar.'
what p.m.s. stands for
 
 
  1. Pass My Shotgun
  2. Psychotic Mood Shift
  3. Perpetual Munching Spree
  4. Puffy Mid-Section
  5. People Make Me Sick
  6. Provide Me with Sweets
  7. Pardon My Sobbing
  8. Pimples May Surface
  9. Pass My Sweatpants
  10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
  11. Plainly, Men Suck
  12. Pack My Stuff
roman warrior
 
 
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?

A: Gladiator.

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