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ceramic guys
 
 
What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
orgy at never neverland
 
 
Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson's having an orgy at Never Neverland?

A: By all the Big Wheels parked outside!

lamaze class
 
 
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


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