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nun vs. woman
 
 
What's the difference between a nun on her knees in a church, and a woman on her knees in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul and the woman has soap in her hole.
sleeping squirrel
 
 
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm!

osama is celebate
 
 
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

yo mama like a stamp
 
 
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.

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