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nun vs. woman
 
 
What's the difference between a nun on her knees in a church, and a woman on her knees in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul and the woman has soap in her hole.
honeymoon
 
 
An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came out laughing loudly.
'On our first night," the woman said, "you did the same thing and came out laughing. At the time, I was too embarrassed to ask what you were laughing about. Can you explain?"
'On that night while urinating, I made the roof wet. Today my shoes are wet."
yo mama's nasty!
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.
lesbian vampires
 
 
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.


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