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three gay men
 
 
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'

The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'

The third man said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.'

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

lesbian vampires
 
 
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.

lightbulb... arkansas
 
 
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

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