The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
'Can of PAINT!' exclaimed the minister.
'Yeah,' said the newlywed man. 'She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.'
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
'That's okay,' said the man. 'We're not welcome in Home Depot either.'
'A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,' he says. 'It's too dirty.'
'Don't worry, I've heard them all,' she replies.
'I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!'
'OK,' his wife says. 'How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.'
'Fine,' he says. 'Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.'
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