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The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:
“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK
WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY
GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO
PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
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When they get up there, she says, 'I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, 'I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.'
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"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
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