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keep it on the dl
 
 
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.
lightbulb... arkansas
 
 
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!
three gay men
 
 
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'

The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'

The third man said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.'

love at first sight
 
 
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.

'Oh my gosh, I am so sorry,' she said as she popped her eye back in the socket. 'Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after some time, she took him into her bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

The guy was amazed and said 'You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No, she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye!'


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