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green and jumpy
 
 
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.

christmas bonus
 
 
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

three hellos
 
 
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

He is completely shocked and shouts, 'Hello, Hello, Hello!'

His wife whines, "What? No hello for me!?!"

gum
 
 
Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.


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