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sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
 
 
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?


The hooker says, 'Are you done already?'
The nympho says, 'Oh no! You're not done already!?'
The sorority sister says, 'Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.'

oldest couple ever
 
 
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.
"You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.
"You used to nibble on my ear."
"Let me get my teeth."
nursing home
 
 
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?

It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

confucious
 
 
Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

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