Sexuality jokes

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, 'So what's new in your life?'
The other responded, 'Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.'
The other man says, 'My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach.'
The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, 'I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.'

One day, Farmer Brown went behind his barn and found to his dismay that his son, Jeb, was jerking off. He vowed to his son that he was going to help him find a wife, so he would not have to be doing this.

Sure enough, the father was able to find a suitable bride just right down the road and the couple was married shortly thereafter. Six weeks later the farmer was again going behind the barn and caught his son vigorously jerking off. The farmer went berzerk.

"Why are you still doing this, why aren't you with your wife?"

"Aw Paw," said the son, "Her little old arm gets so tired."

What is pink and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry!

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!