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two men and a refrigerator
 
 
Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and found Scott with his butt up to the refrigerator.
Cecil said, "Scott, what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"

Scott said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into."

psychology class
 
 
A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations.

'How many students here,' said the professor, 'engage more than once a week?'
Five people raised their hands.

'And how many engage once a week?'
Ten hands went up.

'How many twice a month?'
Eight hands went up.

'Once a month?'
Four hands were raised.

'And how may once a year?'
A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically.

'If you engage only once a year,' said the professor, 'I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.'
Flush with excitement, the little guy said, 'Yeah, but tonight's the night!'

question...sex change
 
 
What do you call a female sex change?

An addadictomy!

yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
 
 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

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