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high sperm count
 
 
How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

If you have to chew before you swallow.

what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
 
 
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
inner space
 
 
What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

ask the doctor
 
 
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, 'My husband wants me to ask you...,' to which the doctor replies, 'I know, I know,' placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. 'I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.'

'No, that's not it,' the woman confessed. 'He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.'


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