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birdy
 
 
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"

She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

ark-n-saw
 
 
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
clinton's interns
 
 
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?

A: Don't hit your head on the desk!
genital mutilation is funny
 
 
Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?
It has a ding but no dong!

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