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What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?

Bo Derek getting older...

ear condoms
 
 
Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

i'll broke that stock, nudge, nudge
 
 
There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a famer gets out of his truck.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
feel the hot burn of shame!!!
 
 
Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film?

It's 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

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