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tasty, tasty fat!
 
 
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!
man catches crocodile
 
 
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

little-known facts
 
 
Why do men walk so fast? They've got three legs!

Why do women talk so much? They've got two mouths!

good year
 
 
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year.

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