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"It's horrible," she said, "just horrible -- Jerome is dead!" Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.
A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. "Jerome is dead!" she screamed as she staggered past.
Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, "'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!"
Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, "Honey, you won't believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long."
"Sweet Jesus," she said, "Jerome is dead?!"
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How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!"
An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"
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