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the wrinkled nightgown
 
 
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"

mastercard for men
 
 
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

head room
 
 
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?

A: Adjust the steering wheel.

pool
 
 
How do you make a pool table laugh?

Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!

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