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hooked on dem jets
 
 
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?

You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

two of dem dere lesbians
 
 
Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for the youngest girl they got. The madam looks at them for a second and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers!"
nudist bmoc
 
 
Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
A. The girl who can eat the last donut.

spermally speaking
 
 
"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."


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