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male disorientation
 
 
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They don't stop to ask for directions.

laffin' smurfs
 
 
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

Because the grass tickles their balls!

sex vs. computers
 
 
What is the difference between sex and computers?

With computers, the software goes into the hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.

yo mama... shotgun
 
 
Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

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