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woman says, man hears
 
 
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

clinton & a screwdriver
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!
nursery crimes
 
 
Nursery Crimes:

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
they didnt know that Georgie was gay.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, was he pushed,
or did he fall?
I pushed him.

Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pilon.
1000 volts went up its arse,
and turned it in to nylon.

Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir,
two balls full.

viagra + pot = ?
 
 
What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra?

Stiff joints!


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