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step right up...
 
 
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrvied at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hunders of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on the top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her book case. After they had sex, Randy asked, "So.. how was it?"

"Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

the shakes
 
 
An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for quite some time now and one day the old man asks, "If I pull out my penis, would you hold it?" The women agrees and so everyday they would sit on a bench in the garden and the woman would hold the man's penis. One day the woman went to the garden early and found the man with another woman. She approached the man and asked what the other woman has that she doesn't. The man replied gleefully "Parkinsons"!
love and herpes?
 
 
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?

A: Herpes lasts forever.
shoulders above
 
 
What do you call twelve naked guys sitting on each other's shoulders?

A scrotum poll!


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