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bob dole
 
 
Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?

A: They both took 410 days to be erected.

clinton/elian gonzales
 
 
Why is Clinton having such a hard time deciding what to do with Elian Gonzalez?

Because the last time he decided where to put a Cuban he was almost impeached.

how many interns?
 
 
How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None — they're too busy screwing the President!
whistle while you twurk
 
 
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected.

"What happened?" asked his friends.

"Who's Bill Clinton?"


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