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blonde and blonder
 
 
A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"

A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

no special sauce?
 
 
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

extra-large condoms
 
 
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?'

The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

a falling out
 
 
Yo mama so old, when I slapped her on the back, her titties fell off.

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