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hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

babe watch
 
 
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: 'If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."
caution: condom crossing
 
 
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

bra & hat
 
 
What did the bra say to the hat?

"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."


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