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animal house
 
 
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

hard drive
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

stuffing
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

close but no cigar
 
 
A guy's been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he's been holding back his sexual advances because he's worried she'll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night they're in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. "No, thanks," moans the girl. "You know I don't smoke."

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