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jack off
 
 
An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

slick willy
 
 
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"
how do you know if a frenchman...
 
 
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

why does the tv like the remote?
 
 
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?

A: Because it turns it on!


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