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tire vs. condoms
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
bedside confession
 
 
Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.

Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina

Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either.

jingle blondes
 
 
What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?

"Ho. Ho. Ho."

art gallery nudes
 
 
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."


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