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there was a young girl who loved to wear ...
 
 
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.

One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.

She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could see her panties.

When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the boys just wanted to see up her skirt so she told the girl not to climb the pole again.

The next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her panties again.

When she went home she told her mother. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn't climb the pole. "They just want to see your panties and if you climb the pole again your grounded!"

The next day the same boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of doughnuts, so she climbed the pole again.

When she came home and told her mother what she got for climbing the pole, angrily she said, "I told you they only wanted to see your panties!"

"But mommy", the little girl answered, "this time I was smart enough not to wear any."

it's awful scary in these woods, mister!
 
 
"It's awful scary in these woods, mister!"

"You're telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!"

on the road too long
 
 
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."

ooooh vs. ahhhh
 
 
What's the difference between, "Ooooh," and "Ahhhh?"

About three inches.

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