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nursing home
 
 
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there?

It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

ear condoms
 
 
Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

the bear and the rabbit
 
 
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

dear old dad
 
 
Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?

A: Neither knew when to pull out!


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