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peopling the earth
 
 
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.

"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!' said the Baptist. 'I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!' said the Mormon. 'I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

go to the lmv
 
 
What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?

A licker license!

elephant physiology
 
 
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches isn't enough!

you might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
 
 
You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.

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