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mary had a little lamb
 
 
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.
male masturbation
 
 
What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?

"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

pinocchio and raggedy ann
 
 
Q: What did Raggedy Ann do when she was horny?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, “Tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie!!!”

father and son
 
 
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.”

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