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our stupid apartment's on fire!
 
 
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

blonde's favorite ten years
 
 
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life?

Third grade.

f-a-r-m
 
 
How does a blonde spell "farm?"

E-I-E-I-O!!

sleeping blonde
 
 
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.


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