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blonde submarine
 
 
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

shirt words
 
 
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?

It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."

wavey blonde
 
 
Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?

Beacause a blonde drowned in it.

she gives great headphone
 
 
A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them off, but the blonde protested.

"You can't take those away from me -- I'll die without them!"

The hairdresser sighed, and tried to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde wouldn't budge. So she began cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde feel asleep, and the hairdresser figured she could remove the headphones for a few minutes. But shortly thereafter, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor. The hairdresser, confused, picked up the headphones, which were repeating "Breathe In, Breathe Out."


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