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upside down blonde
 
 
Why is an upside-down blonde so funny?

Because she is a crack up.

three girls go camping
 
 
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.

While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

blonde and the bottle cap
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?

A: Because it said, 'Sorry, try again.'

blonde puzzle
 
 
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."


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