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how many blonde jokes...
 
 
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

jingle blondes
 
 
What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?

"Ho. Ho. Ho."

blonde in a car
 
 
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, 'I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'

'Why sure,' said the manager, 'we have something that works especially well for that.'

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. 'No, no! A little to the left,' said the other blonde inside the car.

blonde and genie
 
 
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.

The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!'
"Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went.

Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!'
And off she went.

The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!'


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