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blow in the blonde's
 
 
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

flighty blonde
 
 
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?

Must be an earthquake!

blondes on a rope
 
 
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said, 'Girls, I'm going to let go of the rope, since it can't hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me. There are also many more of you..." and she made a big speech about how special they were. At the end, all of the blondes started clapping.
blonde crossing
 
 
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said, 'DON'T WALK.'


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